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  <title>Annie Smith</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;NAME:&lt;/b&gt; Jana&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AIM: &lt;b&gt;aucnfn&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EMAIL: &lt;b&gt;aucnfn@gmail.com&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;CHARACTER NAME:&lt;/b&gt; Annie Smith&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;AGE:&lt;/b&gt; 19&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;BIRTHDATE:&lt;/b&gt; March 4th&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;PB NAME:&lt;/b&gt; CASE CAN&apos;T REMEMBER so I&apos;m guessing nothing huge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;FACTION:&lt;/b&gt; Whoever offers more money~ &amp;hearts;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;ABILITIES:&lt;/b&gt; She can tell a imitation product from a brand-name product!! And pose for pictures. And drink you under the table. Yeah, that&apos;s it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;PERSONALITY:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You see the pretty face plastered on billboards, on magazines, newspapers? The girl who&apos;s pretty much naked while advertising something like cough syrup? That&apos;d be Annie Smith. Cute and sweet and in the newspaper headlines every other week. She&apos;s not terribly smart, but not completely stupid (although that might be a bit of a stretch). She&apos;ll rob you out of every cent you have and take those &lt;i&gt;wonderful&lt;/i&gt; vases. The lawyer she&apos;ll hire to get what she wants will run you into the ground, it&apos;s best if you go down peacefully. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you combine a diva, a socialite, a model, and a bit of CRAZY PSYCHOPATHIC GOLD-DIGGING RAPIST, you&apos;ve got one Annie Smith. &amp;hearts; She loves you lotsies, as long as you have enough money to buy her affection with. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There&apos;s another thing that you need to know about Annie -- she should never, ever be allowed anywhere near alcohol. Good luck actually trying to keep her away from it. Sure, she isn&apos;t the legal drinking age, but who the hell cares nowadays? Just &lt;s&gt;twenty-&lt;/s&gt;&lt;i&gt;one&lt;/i&gt; couldn&apos;t hurt, right? And before you know it, she&apos;ll be on top of the table, screaming god-knows-what, and oh boy, if that isn&apos;t the paparazzi. She&apos;ll smile and give them her good (almost naked) side to work with and go back to drinking whatever she can get her hands on. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All in all, Annie&apos;s a pretty nice girl! If you&apos;re nice to her. If you&apos;re rich. If you&apos;ll buy her stuff. If you aren&apos;t in her way. If you aren&apos;t competing with her. If you -- you get the picture. As long as you meet her expectations, she&apos;ll be your friend~~ &amp;hearts; Maybe. If you&apos;re lucky.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;HISTORY:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Born to a rich family and was spoilt right from birth. &lt;br /&gt;-Went to school with her nose in the air, stepping on some toes.&lt;br /&gt;-Went from boyfriend to boyfriend --  did you know she dated the son of a &lt;i&gt;brain surgeon?&lt;/i&gt; How cool is that?&lt;br /&gt;-Got a taste for alcohol starting around 14, wanted more.&lt;br /&gt;-Was &quot;discovered&quot; &lt;s&gt;hammered out of her mind, half naked and talking shit&lt;/s&gt; by a representative of a well-to-do modeling company, and with some &lt;i&gt;persuading&lt;/i&gt;, Annie got her first job as a model. &lt;br /&gt;-She&apos;s been the talk of Tokyo since, all scandal and oh-no-she-didn&apos;t, headlines and passing out in the middle of the street. It&apos;s a good life.&lt;br /&gt;-Present day!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;WRITING SAMPLE:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two hours and counting. Two hours in this ridiculous leopard-print lingerie, two hours twisting herself in ways she shouldn&apos;t be twisted, two hours in a boiling hot room under light brighter than the sun. Annie has to convince herself all over again that she &lt;i&gt;loves&lt;/i&gt; the job and the money it brings. It&apos;s worth it, it&apos;s worth it, it&apos;s worth it--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Annie, dear, you&apos;re sweating too much!&quot; calls the &lt;s&gt;stupid cocksucking fatass&lt;/s&gt; photographer. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Like I can do anything about that, asshole. Turn on the goddamn air conditioning!--&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;So sorry~ I&apos;ll try not to sweat so much, I promise.&quot; And when she moves to readjust herself (oh goddamnit why isn&apos;t there a fan blowing?), she hears a snap, and her heel (those were nice shoes, too) has snapped and down she goes, onto the hard, blessedly cold floor. She hears the photoshoot director call for a break, so she gets up and limps toward the vending machine, something sweet and calorie free sounds just great -- &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- and of course the vending machine doesn&apos;t have diet &lt;i&gt;anything&lt;/i&gt;. So, that&apos;s 300 calories and a fuckton of sugar, with the bagel she ate this morning and the salad for lunch, she&apos;s mentally calculating 300 plus four hundred plus trans fat plus sugar plus sodium equals... what the hell does it equal? The can&apos;s open know and the bubbles of carbonated air hit the tip of her nose. She&apos;s starting down into the can, like something&apos;s going to jump out and bite her. The photographer comes around the corner and he starts bitching about the broken shoe and Annie just wants him to shut &lt;i&gt;up&lt;/i&gt; so she can figure out if the soda&apos;s worth it when--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;-- maybe you should think about losing some fucking weight, Annie.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suddenly, she&apos;s not thirsty, but the photographer &lt;i&gt;must&lt;/i&gt; be, taking pictures is hard work. So, she takes the can and &lt;i&gt;smashes&lt;/i&gt; is right into his stupid (ugly fat hairy sweaty) face, and how he&apos;s doused in sugar and calories and artificial flavouring, with a dash of his own blood. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Annie smiles, &apos;cause no one likes it when pretty girls frown, and walks back to the set. Refreshed and invigorated she&apos;s ready for round two.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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